The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.