Not knowing whether to be happy or sad that my favorite, size-two Lilly dress from last spring is now way too big on me because of my adderall diet. TSM.

Hosting a bigger and better party for The Bachelor season finale than I did for the Superbowl. TSM.

Texting your sisters even more than usual just because it gives you an excuse to stare at how cute your newest Lilly iPhone cover looks again. TSM.

Proclaiming “twinsies” whenever you and a sister have even the slightest thing in common. TSM.

Using “TSM” as a noun, adjective, and verb. TSM.