Hot Piece getting a pink office after having a near-nervous breakdown on her first day of work. TSM.

My children will be prettier than your children. TSM.

You call it “slamming,” I call it a good cardio workout. TSM.

Demanding an apology even when it’s your fault. TSM.

Watching Bridesmaids with my bridesmaids. TSM.

“It’s not my fault that you’re like, in love with me or something.” TSM.

Monday shopping spree. Just because. TSM.

Going to class on opening day in my McCann Braves shirt and my pearls. TSM.