Accepting the fact that you won’t make it through the next mixer without getting called to standards. TSM.

Leaving almost nothing to the imagination on Halloween. TSM.

Proving you know all the words to every song on his ’80s playlist as a means to seduce him. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling fake ID. TSM.

Feeling offended if he takes “No” for an answer without trying at least one more time. TSM.

Pregaming chapter. TSM.

Automatically waiting a second after swiping right on Tinder, because you know you’ll be matched. TSM.

Letting guys fight over you for a minute or two before you step in and pretend you’re nervous they’ll get hurt. TSM.

The two weeks out of the year you’re excited at the prospect of having a baby. TSM.

Dating seniors as a freshman. TSM.