The classic American flag emoji next to Dad’s name. TSM.

Saying the word “slash” instead of “or” because…well, actually, I don’t know why. TSM.

On Saturday all we do is sit around and wait for it to be socially acceptable to start drinking again. TSM.

The usual Facebook stalking 5 minutes after you meet him. TSM.

Removing the light blub in the house fridge to help prevent a horrible tragedy…midnight snacks. TSM.