Always having a Valentine, even if it’s just Moscato. TSM.

Facebook stalking his mother. TSTC.

Viewing dry week more like a suggestion than a rule. TSM.

Stalking the Pinterest page of your rival sorority’s recruitment chair. TSM.

I may have permanent bitch face, but at least it’s pretty. TSM.

The alumnae touring your room of the house because the chapter unanimously voted it the cutest. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

Getting a high when you finish a craft and fully realize how amazing your skills are. TSM.