They say, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want,” so naturally I dress like a cute potential housewife to the office everyday. TSM.

When my calorie counter app warns me I’m going into starvation mode I consider my day a success. TSM.

I only wear sweatpants in public during finals week. Just kidding, sweatpants are disgusting. TSM.

I won’t be a soccer mom because my son will play football and my daughter will be a cheerleader. TSM.