Picture perfect patriot. TSM.

My parents told me to be more fiscally responsible, so I invested in an embroidery machine with monograming capabilities. TSM.

The most important factor in filling out your March Madness brackets being whether or not the school has a chapter of your sorority. TSM.

Jackie Kennedy’s sister calling Taylor Swift out for sleeping with more men than songs on her albums. TSM.

Your signature cocktail being The Scarlet O’Hara. TSM.

Not trusting anyone who doesn’t like the Sperry Top-Sider playlist on Spotify. TSM.

Spending your book money on wine. TSM.