Skipping your first day of class. TSM.

If your bathroom counter isn’t covered in hairspray before you leave the house, you need to take another look at your hair. TSM.

Having the biggest hat at the horse race. TSM.

Always having the latest copy of Good Housekeeping on your coffee table. TSM.

WWJD: What Would Jackie Do? TSM.

Blair Waldorf would be proud. TSM.

Being able to call the first female to sit in both houses of Congress a sister. TSM.

Your ringtone being the Breakfast at Tiffany’s theme song. TSM.

I like him, but his last name isn’t compatible with my monogram. TSM.