“Love your Louboutins…but the bow goes on the right.” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

Our sorority house is called The Dollhouse. TSM.

Knowing the difference between pink, salmon, and Nantucket red. TSM.

I envision my husband looking like one of the Romney sons…with the exception of that blonde one. TSM.

The new Emoji updates including a credit card, a glass of wine, and crafting scissors. TSM.

I am NOT racist. My favorite credit card is black. TSM.

The standard “We miss you!” email from Saks every time you go longer than two weeks between purchases. TSM.

“Pearls are always appropriate.” -Jackie Kennedy. TSM.

Referring to all men as “sailor” when trying to make a point in conversation. TSM.

True love is when his tie collection rivals my shoe collection. TSM.