Taking disposable cameras on spring break, because none of your photos should be on the internet. TSM.

“The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.” TSM.

Not only being known by everyone in a fraternity, but also by every girl that parties there. TSM.

“I’ve never been a millionaire, but I just know I’d be darling at it.” -Dorothy Parker. TSM.

Being known by PNMs as “the house with the purple chandelier” during recruitment. TSM.

I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your bullshit. TSM.