“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group, they’re rather stupid.” TSM.

Baking in Norts and a sports bra so you won’t be tempted to lick the spoon. TSM.

Smart girls do well, but smart, pretty girls do even better. TSM.

I don’t kiss and tell, I kiss and imply. TSM.

Going the extra mile in Facebook stalking by searching them on Pinterest. TSM.

Knowing exactly where the line between sassy and bitchy is, and crossing it anyway. TSM.

Class and poise will get the boys. TSM.

I have 7 rush crushes…does that make me a rush slut? TSM.