Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.
Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.
Your parents being categorically unable to tell your sisters apart. TSTC.
I make shit show look good. TSM.
Being able to borrow a fake from anyone in your family, because your whole lineage looks alike. TSM.
*Sneaks flask into bar via Marc Jacobs clutch.* TSM.
How can you find yourself before you’ve lost yourself? TSM.
Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.
I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.
Using “I’m a legacy” as your excuse for everything, even if it’s not applicable to the situation. TSM.