Conveniently “finding” your virginity when you meet a new boy. TSM.

I can’t tell if she’s trying to suck up to me or if she passive aggressively hates me. TSM.

Beer is for ugly girls. TSM.

Assuming he died when you don’t hear from him. TSM.

“FUN.” TSM.

Having compatible bag sides with your bestie. TSM.

“You’re definitely a Carrie, with like, some Samantha aspects, and Charlotte hair. That’s like a really good combination.” TSM.

Fat Tuesday? Um…I don’t think so. Skinny margarita Tuesday. TSM.