I practice safe text. TSM.

Anxiously awaiting his text, then getting turned off because he texted you too soon. TSM.

Being passive aggressive through your quotes in the student newspaper. TSM.

Having HIM sign a prenup. TSM.

Running late for everything but your period. TSM.

Putting a little sass in your step when passing a cute guy on the way to class. TSM.

Sneakers are for the gym. Flip flops are for the beach. Period. TSM.

Making your favorite brunch establishment regret their bottomless mimosas deal. TSM.

Monogrammed koozie. TSM.

Of course you can pay me in rum! TSM.