You know you’re getting serious with a guy when you do homework together. TSM.

“And those tricks ain’t for kids!” -Carrie Bradshaw. TSM.

Secretly wanting to congratulate people when they have a breakup. TSM.

I’d never make Fun Bobby quit drinking. TSM.

Getting angry at 11pm with the people who didn’t wish you a happy birthday at midnight. TSM.

Every girl you meet going into one of two categories: “bid” or “she can’t sit with us.” TSM.

Being a gold card member at Starbucks. TSM.

We have plenty of diversity in this sorority. There’s a hot redhead in each pledge class. TSM.

“People you know” might as well be “girls who have made out with the same boys as you have.” TSM.

That bitchy face you make when someone is surprised you’re actually smart. TSM.