Needing a finger snap emoji more than anything. TSM.

Always drinking either caffeine or alcohol depending on the occasion. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Hand-picking who his brothers bring to formal. TSM.

Having a “Pajama Party” during finals, so no one has to change out of their study clothes. TSM.

Referring to those who don’t craft as the “glitterly impaired.” TSM.

Thanking the high heavens his pledges weren’t initiated before the first snowfall, because you were not about to shovel yourself. TSM.

Teaching new girls the art of “frat hopping” when they freak out about being invited to multiple parties in one night. TSM.

Greeting a sister with “good morning” at four in the afternoon. TSTC.