Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

“Let’s have a coffee date” being code for “You’re in so much sh*t.” TSM.

Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.

Going hard on July 4th, even though you’re a Canadian chapter. TSM.

Dressing up, curling your hair, and wearing perfume to go cuss out a boy. TSM.

Putting your standards chair on limited profile. TSM.

Pinning under the influence. TSM.

Baking cookies for his pledges on bid night to make up for the trauma they will experience later. TSM.