Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.

Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Being in his rush video. TSM.