Buddy the Elf getting drunk and saving Christmas. TSM.

Just because I don’t want him, doesn’t mean that she can have him. TSM.

“We need to take a cute picture because I thought of a really good Insta caption.” TSM.

Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.