Bedazzling your hot pink beer bong. TSM.

Always consulting your big before making bold fashion choices. TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.

Only knowing what day of the week it is during the summer because of your birth control packet. TSM.

Using the Adderall and Starbucks diet to simultaneously prepare for finals and bikini season. TSM.

Trying and failing to collect all borrowed clothes before moving out of the house. TSM.

Understanding the importance of remaining in your formal chair’s good graces. TSM.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.