A super senior at the University of South Alabama who likes college so much he couldn't leave yet. Making A's is what he loves, but cheap vodka is just as important. He loves his fraternity more than anything but his favorite sorority is right behind his brothers. He knows every word to all Britney Spears, Lana Del Rey, and Miley Cyrus songs. On the weekends you can find him at his fraternity house drinking vodka with a splash of mixer or volunteering at the nearest Mexican restaurant drinking margaritas.