From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.