“I’m not a saint, and I’m not a sinner, but everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner.” -Lily Allen. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.