I weigh 105 pounds and wear adult large t-shirts. TSM.

Thanks for shacking, your pearls, koozie, and cell are on my nightstand. TSM.

My favorite part about rush week is that only Greeks are in town. TSM.

My first walk of shame in college was in a toga. TSM.

Even though my closet could double as a shopping mall, all i wear are hanes v-necks, nike running shorts, and cheap plastic sunglasses. TSM.

Paying for my friends? Like a bunch of hot girls need to pay people to be friends with them. TSM.