Spraying homework with Febreeze to cover up the smell of spilt wine. TSM.

Deleting drunk texts so sober you doesn’t have to relive the shame. TSM.

Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

Feeling accomplished when you’re at a party and haven’t hooked up with any of the attendees. TSM.

Feeling better about the breakup when you find out he’s actually poor, not just cheap. TSM.

Fighting for the biggest bed on spring break, but never actually sleeping in it. TSM.

Moms’ Weekend turning your crazy, semi-alcoholic friends into wholesome girls you don’t even recognize. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.