Blocking standards on Snapchat. TSM.

I’m going to be on the naughty list this year, but you know what? It was worth it. TSM.

The PC GroupMe blowing up over break, because you can’t stand to be separated for four days. TSM.

Being assigned a pledge to babysit you on Game Days. TSM.

Everyone in the house still being too drunk to drive to class in the morning. TSTC.

Getting the president to drop a pledge because he stood you up. TSM.

I’m not shallow. I just have impossibly high standards. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Your best friend’s big being your big’s best friend. TSM.

Mixing vodka into your juice cleanse. TSTC.