Taking being told you have too many clothes as a compliment, then going shopping to celebrate. TSM.

Planning while tanning. TSM.

Being known as the bronzed bombshell of your sorority. TSM.

Do your hair like it’s full of secrets. TSM.

“Spring break is my favorite holiday.” TSM.

Knowing exactly how to manipulate people until you get what you want. TSM.

“I went home with this guy, look him up on Facebook and tell me what you think.” TSM.

His shorts are to me what my lingerie is to him. TSM.

You’re just a less hot version of me. TSM.