“He does a lot for our chapter” translating to “he’s slept with a lot of our chapter.” TSM.

“Are you at the house?” translating to “I need a favor.” TSM.

I haven’t set foot in an Abercrombie since middle school, but I fully support their marketing campaign. TSM.

You and your little accidentally giving each other the same Christmas gift. TSM.

Appreciating a clever passive aggressive comment even if you’re not involved. TSM.

Sorry, my room is kind of a craftastrophe right now. TSM.