Placing importance on how photogenic a man is because, duh, your wedding photos. TSM.

Being happy that your Standards Board Chair likes you and taking full advantage of it. TSM.

TSM autocorrecting to tsp in my phone because of recipe exchange chats. TSM.

Mainstream style. NS. Only being told that someone else “has that” when you’re wearing Norts and Sperrys. TSM.

My ponytail is longer than yours. TSM.

Knowing that I’ll never hear “what should I wear?” from my man. TSM.