If you still have a voice, did you really participate in Greek Week? TSM.

Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

Having his pledges pick up your Starbucks on the way home in the morning. TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his fraternity. TSM.

Pregaming spring break by fake tanning. TSM.