Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

Making sure you look cute before spectating fraternity intramural championship games. TSM.

Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

Having his pledges pick up your Starbucks on the way home in the morning. TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.