SratFifthAve (G-Big)

Member Since 01/12/2011

From Virginia

  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Furman University

    Agreed. Mrs. Obama can certainly put together an outfit and she fights childhood obesity. Not to mention she’s highly educated and a supportive wife. You can disagree with her husband’s politics all you want, but that’s pretty strat for an honorary sister (AKA). I imagine in a different time at a different school, she would have been Greek.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Tulane

    So…you make all PNMs lift their shirts as they enter your house for recruitment? So awk.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Georgia Tech

    Helping a ‘less fortunate’ sister find a better look and a new found love of the gym on campus so this isn’t an issue. TSM

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on University of Illinois

    Bless your heart, stuck at home surfing facebook while your ‘geed’ is clearly out celebrating her birthday with all of her friends. Sounds like your Lilly planner is looking a little empty these days.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Tennessee

    If the best thing you can come up with is that someone must “suck”, I can safely assume you are an 11-year-old, middle class child.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Rhode Island

    Are you the same girl that claimed to sweat glitter? If so, I still contend you need to see a doctor.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on East Tennessee State University

    Well, if you need more girls there’s always spring recruitment! Sorry you couldn’t fill your pledge classes. Chin up, though, I’m sure you’ll do beautifully next time around.

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  • SratFifthAve 14 years ago on Kansas State University

    God, you know what’s so hot? Lanugo. That’s the hair that covers your body when you continuously starve yourself into a 00. Oh, then there’s the abdominal distortion – nothing says “beach body” like that. Developing swollen joints, rapid fluctuation between extreme constipation and diarrhea as your digestive system shuts down – god, you sexy bitch. Toss in hyper pigmentation of the skin and acne at the same time – because it’s not enough to be built like a 13 year old, you gotta have the skin of one, too.

    And of course, your frat daddy is going to be begging to kiss your pouty blue lips as you go into cardiac failure.

    But yes, keep telling yourself that a serious mental disorder that kills our sisters is fashionable and hope to God you never witness someone struggling with this.

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