I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.
I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.
“We should have pregamed.” TSM.
I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.
I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.
Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.
Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.