Buying a new outfit in the middle of a class lecture. TSM.

I only use name brand condoms. TSM.

The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

Saving your calories for wine. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

Your most used emoji being the American flag. TSM.

Being the new girlfriend’s least favorite ex-girlfriend. TSTC.