Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

A majority of your contacts having letters next to their names. TSM.

Forever alone. NS. Forever available. TSM.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Telling your sisters to “drink on it,” instead of “sleep on it.” TSM.

Hauling a $14 bottle of vodka around in a designer tote. TSM.