Fake tits, real bag. TSM.

Custom painted cooler for mountiain weekend: $50. Busch Light and Jack Daniel’s: $55. Being drunk untop of a mountain with a Fratstar: Priceless. TSM.

Couldn’t decide which $500 Yurman bracelet to buy, so I bought all three and stacked them. TSM.

Went to 3 Fraternity Formals this past semester. TSM.