Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

My professors are delusional if they expect me to show up to class the week of Thanksgiving. TSM.

Being the one who has to tell *him* you’re not looking for anything serious. TSM.

I don’t use soda as a mixer, so I feel pretty healthy. TSM.

Reading all TSM articles in Kristen Bell’s Gossip Girl voice. TSM.

Making sure the new standards chair likes you. TSM.

Knowing the most optimal time to post a picture for maximum likes. TSM.

Having known she was going to be your little since the first day of recruitment. TSM.

Knowing that alumni weekend means a blackout weekend. TSM.