Drinking sex on the beach. TSM. Having sex on the beach. TSTC.

Instinctively checking your boobs for fraternity letters when you wake up from a blackout. TSM.

Spending more time making it look like you showered than it would have taken to actually shower. TSM.

Stopping at the liquor store before your exam so you don’t have to stop on the way home. TSM.

Feeling a little ashamed, but also a little bit proud after being banned from a bar. TSM.

Saving a special bottle of wine for Valentine’s day…because you and your best friend are going to need it. TSM.

Daddy issues. NS. Fratdaddy issues. TSM.

Champagne power hour before semi-formal. TSM.

Semi-formal, semi-classy. TSM.