Your teacher telling you that his favorite day of the semester was your 21st birthday, when you came in and shotgunned a beer. TSM.

A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.

“Tell me I’m prettier!” TSM.

Darty Season: 1 Me: -13. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

“Are you getting cute or t-shirt cute?” TSM.

I want my outfit to say “I’m fighting with my boyfriend, please look at my boobs.” TSM.

Just once I would like to wake up without bruises. TSM.