My diet consists of vodka and ventis. TSM.

The twilight zone effect that “do whatever you want” makes him do whatever YOU want instead. TSM.

I like boys whose first names sound like last names and last names sound like money. TSM.

Fasting on Ash Wednesday because I like the idea of not eating for a day. And, you know, for religious reasons. TSM.

Wait…was there a game tonight or something? TSM.