Hanging mistletoe to ensure a MO-ey Christmas. TSM.

I’ve decided I’m going to be a virgin from now on. TSM.

I’m thankful I have a high tolerance and really pretty friends. TSM.

Is this a dress or a shirt? TSM.

Bigger is better whether it’s my hair, sunglasses, or my fratdaddy’s…wallet. TSM.

I feel more naked without make-up than I do without clothes. TSM.