Leading the fight song on top of someone’s shoulders. TSM.

A little part of you feeling offended when he doesn’t screenshot your Snapchat. TSM.

Devoting mental energy into getting a guy to notice you, just so you can turn him down. TSM.

Celebrating a resolved pregnancy scare with unprotected sex. TSM.

Not being able to paint a cooler for shit, but getting an invitation to every formal anyway. TSM.

Empathizing with Rebecca Martinson. TSM.

Getting a smoothie to be healthy, and then spiking it with vodka. TSM.

The higher the heels, the easier it is to look down on your rivals. TSM.

Wearing your letters to the gym and making sure you don’t workout hard enough to sweat. TSM.

Boy-proofing your room before you leave the house for the night. TSM.