“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.
“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.
“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.
Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.