Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.

You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Being in his rush video. TSM.