No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

Your parents being categorically unable to tell your sisters apart. TSTC.

I make shit show look good. TSM.

People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.

Being able to borrow a fake from anyone in your family, because your whole lineage looks alike. TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Instagram post or it didn’t happen. TSM.