“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

Woke up with a concussion and a tiara. TSTC.

The new member that everyone called “perfect hair girl” during recruitment. TSM.

Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

Saying “no bid” to anything you don’t like. TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.