Cleaning out your Longchamp to find 4 rhinestones, glitter, and a few Starbucks receipts on the bottom. TSM.

I love it when the fratdaddy goes shopping to buy me, I mean himself, new frockets. TSM.

Being reminded that the normal size of a glass of wine, or one drink, is 4oz, not 12oz, during the mandatory risk management workshop. TSM.

Identifying each of your sisters by the color of their Longchamp. TSM.

Wearing a shackshirt with your fratdaddy’s letters under a sweatshirt with yours to chapter. TSM.

I don’t need a puppy dog face to get what I want. TSM.

At the internship mommy got me, my boss calls me “5 feet of sass and a headband.” TSM.