Having a signature dance move. TSM.

Moms’ Weekend turning your crazy, semi-alcoholic friends into wholesome girls you don’t even recognize. TSM.

Sometimes, I wonder how all those drunk girls I’ve bonded with in bathrooms are doing. TSM.

“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.

“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

“I want to add his letter to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.