Planning “TSM breaks” into your studying. TSM.

Counting down to your 21st birthday the minute you turn 20. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.

Your parents not learning your big’s name or your little’s name, because you only call them “big” and “little.” TSM.

“Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad’s about to happen.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.

People thinking your little is your girlfriend. TSM.

“Three of my five drunk personalities will be an absolute mess if he is there.” TSM.

Having to remind yourself that you have to get to the concert, not JUST the tailgate. TSM.